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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (5 children)

I'm currently pissing blood on the regular and I have free healthcare, so I think this is more of a "dumb dude" thing than an "American with an overdraft" thing.

I will go to the doc eventually, but I need more. I can't be turning up there with one thing to report. I need stabbing pains, memory loss, night terrors and maybe some jaundice before I pick up the phone.

I know I can't die early, because I'm not getting off that easy. So I'm safe for the time being 👍🙃

[–] Zink 9 points 1 day ago

Look at Constantine over here, cursed to live.

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