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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I've always believed that eating really spicy food is a form of masochism.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I'll let my daughter know.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

No. It’s the only way men can experience pregnancy contractions. At least I have, once, when doing a spicy challenge. I did win it, but about 6 hours later I got some rumbly in my tumbly, then, another 3 hours later, all broke loose. The only feeling I had was pain. My stomach hurt, my intestines hurt, my butthole hurt. My body pressed itself free from this spicyness. Over an hour of contractions and pain. I was sweating, I was crying. Every time I thought it was finally over, another contraction. The heat started. It felt cold at times, before becoming hot again. And what did I do this for? Well, I got a shirt I got too fat to wear. And I got to say the best pickup line in my life: I only got this because you’re even hotter than that.