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Corn rule (slrpnk.net)

submitted 4 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 136 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Because the undigested corn kernel husks are filled with poop.

[–] [email protected] 78 points 4 days ago (2 children)

TIL I'm corn because I'm full of shit

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 days ago

If that's true, I'm an entire cob.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

Well, you're certainly not a logician

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (2 children)

But like why did they fill up all plump and not just be like a deflated balloon.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Farts blow open the empty kernels like a plastic bag in the wind, then the poop gets in them

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Finally someone with a science based explanation

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Likely because of the pressure that experienced when the feces mines through the colon.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Sorry buddy but swim underwater with a deflated balloon and you get a deflated balloon... Not a poopflated kernel.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Balloons are elastic. This would be more like a plastic bag. Plus, there's more than water in poop, or there should be unless you're having a really bad time.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

"Scoop some poop,.... for science!"