Terrible Estate Agent Photos
Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.
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Posts in this community must be of property (inside or out) listed for sale which contains a terrible element. “Terrible” can refer to:
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the photo itself (finger over the lens, too far away, people in the shot, bad Photoshop, etc.)
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the property (weird layout, questionable plumbing, unsound structure, etc.)
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the interior (carpeted bathrooms, awful taste interiors, weird mannequins/taxidermies/art, inflatable pools indoors, etc.)
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the actual listing itself including unusual descriptions and unrealistic pricing. However, this isn’t a community to discuss the housing market in general. This is a comedic community - let’s keep it light.
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Aside from the disgusting mattress and overflowing garbage can this really isn't all that bad lol
Yeah it's cluttered and messy but it's not a total shit show. There is some order to it
Yeah. This is messy, not a hoarder.
This house is cleaned compared to my home when I was working 13 hour days and trapped in The Depression Zone™. Regardless of the situation, if my friend's house looked like this I'd give him some shit about it but it wouldn't stop me from hanging out there
I am actively house hunting and trying not to judge homeowners when I see a mess since I can't know the context. Maybe they're depressed, disabled, or they've been forced to leave under short notice and the piles are the result of the move...my place currently looks like a hoarder home right now because I'm sorting and boxing things up so the closets were emptied.
I know this boils down to personal tolerance, but I’m a little horrified that anyone could look at this and say it “isn’t all that bad”.
Like I said, lose the mattress and garbage can and it's just messy.
It's so dirty though.