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In case Copilot was too much work (lemmy.zip)

submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/27030131

The full repo: https://github.com/vongaisberg/gpt3_macro

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

When your CPU is at 0 degrees Kelvin, nothing unpredictable can happen.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

>cool CPU to 0 Kelvin

>CPU stops working

yeah I guess you're right

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

CPUs work faster with better cooling.
So at 0K they are infinitely fast.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

i thiiiiiiink theoretically at 0K electrons experience no resistance (doesn't seem out there since superconductors exist at liquid nitrogen temps)?
And CPUs need some amount of resistence to function i'm pretty sure (like how does a 0-resistence transistor work, wtf), so following this logic a 0K CPU would get diarrhea.