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[–] [email protected] 103 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

The real question to ask is, does it contain any chemicals?

I only eat ham that is 100% composed of virtual particles.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Tachyonic ham is stored in the pork futures warehouse two streets over, ma'am.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

mmm pork futures. Think it'd make good bacon?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Well, it's in large part dihydrogen monoxide. But it's less DHMO than the low sodium variant. So you've got to decide, do you want sodium chloride or dihydrogen monoxide?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago

I heard too much dihydrogen monoxide can kill you. Gimme the sodium chloride.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Used to be I could get my neutrino chorizo at the corner store. Simpler times