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Anon pretends to be sick (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And thats why the whole plannet caught it 🤣

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Yea Covid is not a secret weapon unleashed by some government. Its actually the wrath of asian helicopter parents. You've angered Confucious, so his spirit was invoked to teach y'all a lesson. Yep thats right. Covid is caused by old spirits. 🫠