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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon pretends to be sick (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Is it the one you use to write? Why aren't you ambidextrous? Go to school!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Broke both of them? Perfect time to start developing photographic memory!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Nah, that's when you get a happy ending.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago

Knowing my folks, they'd, no joke, probably question the possibility of my quickly learning to write with my feet before calling it a day... Maybe for a second, but they certainly would!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

You’re ambidextrous anyway because you’ve been playing the piano since your third birthday !