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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon is in college (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You really have to get into that mercenary mindset. You're obviously not responsible for your actions, if you're just executing tasks someone else wants you to do. Smh

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

tfw you ask your toaster for consent before making toast

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Nah, that's why I wait for my wife to tell me to make toast so I can do that without. Mercenary mindset!