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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Once they raise the global temperatures enough all of the Iowa corn farmers can just farm rice and sugar cane along the Iowa coastline.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I propose we lower Texas enough to flood the Great Plains and revive the Ordovician Sea.