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RFK Jr announces plan to put cocaine back into Coca-Cola (chaser.com.au)

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 months ago (1 children)

High fructose fentanyl syrup

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

No no, Trump's tariffs on China are payback for not watching entanyl exportr. Just a stream of consciousness.