this post was submitted on 27 Nov 2024
310 points (89.7% liked)

Funny: Home of the Haha

5777 readers
753 users here now

Welcome to /c/funny, a place for all your humorous and amusing content.

Looking for mods! Send an application to Stamets!

Our Rules:

  1. Keep it civil. We're all people here. Be respectful to one another.

  2. No sexism, racism, homophobia, transphobia or any other flavor of bigotry. I should not need to explain this one.

  3. Try not to repost anything posted within the past month. Beyond that, go for it. Not everyone is on every site all the time.


Other Communities:

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Texas should just say "Guns".

North Dakota should probably be "no civilization, no resources, and no warmth."

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

You could just write "Fargo" over ND to get the point across.

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Hey now, we have some resources. Like... uh... hotdish?

Why are you walking away, weren't you invading?

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And it's tatertot hot dish!

Can imagine the delaying tactics that a classic Minnesotan long goodbye would cause to an invading military? You could cause delays of up to several hours just saying goodbye!

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I'll start a few more wars, then.

Red hotdish or white hotdish?

Does corn belong in hotdish?

Do the tots go on the bottom or on the top?

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Anything but plain cream of mushroom soup is a vile heathen concoction.

Corn or string-beans are fine. Anything else is sacrilege.

You put those tater tots ANYWHERE but in top, I will personally drive to your house and stare at you with passive/aggressive looks while I call your Mother!

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You would love my Mom's hotdish and revile my aunt's hotdish.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

It's possible! But I would eat your Aunt's hotdish in silence and using my passive/aggressive look while consuming it.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I don't know what this means.

Yes.

Yes. Alternatively, why not both, at the same time.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Red hotdish is tomato-based, white hotdish is "cream of (usually mushroom)"-based.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Y'all grow a mean sugarbeet

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Don't you guys have a fire cavern? That has to produce some warmth.

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

No, that would require a cave, which implies the existence of interesting geological features.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Which are reserved for South Dakota and Montana.

North Dakota explicitly gets nothing. I'm pretty sure it's in the constitution.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

And about 13 guns per person, although admittedly the people are scattered far and wide

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Does it really have oil?

And I know it's got a fuckton of missile silos but I imagine in an invasion they aren't terribly useful. I guess maybe an after you take complete control then it is

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

It has a lot of oil sands.