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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

She gonna eat the coffee filter too?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

No, that will either be washed and reused or used as toilet paper

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Getting a UTI speed run, any %.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Use it while it's hot. Warm, caffeinated TP

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Nah, only use the coffee filter for solids, since that's what it's designed for.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Hope she knows they make reusable coffee filters. I bought one about 3 years ago and haven't needed coffee filters since