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[–] [email protected] 108 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

OP should take a statistical physics course to learn the difference between distinguishable and undistinguishable particles and its implications.

[–] [email protected] 58 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

here you go!

your receipt

your md5 hash proving this is indeed a fully uncorrupted chicken sandwich...

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Hey man, the cheese is glitched on my burger!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The checksum was verified when the bag was handed to you. You should not have ACKed the transfer if it didn't check out at your end. We cannot be responsible for what you did to it afterwards.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Could you please hash a timestamp into it as well, so i know you don't give me and old, soggy sandwhich?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Check sum dose not match on my end. The sandwiches shifted in the bag.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Really, md5 in this day and age? If I don't get by order with at least SHA256 I'm out of here.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

The SHA256 machine is out of order, buddy. Try the place up the street. Theirs is working.

coincidentally, the ice cream machine wasn't working, either

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Instructions unclear: Got called up for serving an entangled sandwich pair.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The best I can do is make a sandwich that simultaneously has and doesn't have tomatoes in it.

[–] TwilightKiddy 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Or get into NFTs? That community would gladly overexplain the term "fungibility" to you. Just give your wallet to someone you trust for safekeeping while you do your research.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Are we sure they even understand that concept themselves?