this post was submitted on 22 Nov 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Then anon follows them home, meaning to apologize profusely but because of his social awkwardness he instead just murders them with the AR15 he keeps in his trunk.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago
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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

yeah, this is the prequel to...

sir, this is a Wendy's.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

If this were a YouTube video essay, we would start back with prehistoric domestication of the tomato plant

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Nah, we'd start with some weird ranting about merch.