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Hey man! I just started getting into crypto -- I know, I know, it's an unstable market. But I've been hitting numbers like 1200% on my returns! Any interest in joining the movement?
You SOB... I'm in!
That's why I dollar cost average. It reduces the impact of instability and gives you a more average return.
But of course the reality doesn't match my theory, so it'll collapse any decade now.