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Trump Locks Bathroom Door So Elon Musk Can’t Follow Him In (theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

feels bad about it after a minute and lets him

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

He's not going to wipe himself.