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[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Who did they decide to go to war with? The world.

So you'd think that would last all of about 5 seconds. But it was actually close.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

They should have studied history and what happens when you invade Russia. In the fucking winter. Instead they were more concerned with finding magical artifacts.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

They did study the Napoleonic invasion of Russia. They just thought they were better.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Meth'll make you do some crazy things.