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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (2 children)

It's also because cats have no object permanence, just like Elon

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Cats do have object permanence though? So cats are in fact; smarter and cuter.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Yeah that's right. Was just ranting. Haha. We're in the onion community

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Now I’m imagining a cat without object permanence trying to hunt a mouse.