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[–] [email protected] 81 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Google a recent medical symptom - your smart watch already knows the gritty details

[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It's always cancer.
Sore throat - cancer.
Back ache - cancer.
Tiredness, cough, loss of taste and/or smell - maybe COVID. But also, cancer.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

In its defense, the symptom I googled most recently like a year and a half ago, did, in fact, turn out to be cancer.

Yes, I'm fine now. But sometimes it's right.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Doesn't take away the fact you should've asked a doctor instead of a search engine, though.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Yeah, that's... what I did after? It sure didn't go away on its own lmao

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

"It's probably nothing to worry about. Or cancer."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

...But my smart watch is local sync only through FOSS alternative app. Maybe it's a normally intelligent watch instead of a smart watch.