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What? Why wouldn't there be?
People are thinking it might be a Russian-style election.
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What people? The multitudes that comprise the user base of social media? Normal people aren't thinking that.
Then why didn't it happen in 2020? This is getting ridiculous.
It did happen, it just failed.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/January_6_United_States_Capitol_attack
That's not even close to the same thing. One is the accusation that a sitting president would ensure there will not be another election implying he would hold office until he chooses otherwise.
Your link is about a bunch of rednecks trying to interrupt the confirmation of a person who was already elected to be the next president (which means the election already took place).
There are plenty of genuine reasons to shit on Trump. Stick to the truth.
It DidN't hAPpen eXActLy aS I ImAgiNed so It diDN't hAPpen
Read up on your history, it likes to repeat itself.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beer_Hall_Putsch
Because trump has promised to be a dictator from day one and has a court that will allow it?
I'll tell ya what. In four years, if he deconstructs our form of government, uses the military to silence his opponents, and proclaims himself god king of Merica, I'll eat my words.
But we both know nothing even approaching that will happen. He'll talk shit, use Twitter as he poops, then talk some more shit. Fin.
My sweet child.
Please, at least one political news article a month.
Fucking come on.