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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. A showerthought should offer a unique perspective on an ordinary part of life.

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Murdering someone is the easiest and quickest way to earn yourself a page on Wikipedia (self.showerthoughts)

submitted 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) by Timely_Jellyfish_2077 to c/[email protected]

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Edit: you just have to be selective at your victim or do mass shooting.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Did your mom name you Lee Harvey oswald?

Did your mom, aka Mrs Oswald, not know that Lee Harvey Oswald killed JFK, or was she like really proud of that fact and wanted to carry on his legacy?

Did she legally change her last name to Oswald just so she could name you Lee Harvey Oswald?

Or are you like a Jr and your dad is Lee Harvey Oswald Sr?

Did your mom bully your dad into changing his name to Lee Harvey Oswald?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

No, I was implying that Lee Harvey Oswald didn't do shit. He's just an imposter who took all the credit for my hard work. Months of careful planning and a risky execution, but who gets the credit? The guy I hired to deliver the rifle.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

Oh shit it's E. Howard Hunt's lemmy account!