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[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Defense Councel:

Objection, lacks foundation, irrelevant line of questions, this line of questioning will soon call for speculation.

Judge: Sustained.

Prosecutory Counsel: Why?

Judge: Don't make me hold you in contempt Mr. Toddler.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Bailiff, escort Mr. Toddler out, muzzle him if necessary.