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Because you now did it to yourself.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Right down to hitler giving out the free beer

only for Americans : it was McDonald’s.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Wait, when was there free food? I got shafted and didn't get the food?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

HA, look at this DOOD, sold out their rights and did not even get the free McDouble.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

Man, they could even keep the pickles or the onions, I woulda be fine with 2 Patties and 1 slice of cheese. Shit they could keep the bun and Id call it McKeto

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Mcketo... They would charge extra for that.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

McDouble. ( 2.49) Bun 2x patties 1x cheese slice 2x pickles Diced onions Ketchup, mustard

McKeto. (4.49) 2x patties 1 cheese slice Ketchup mustard

Gotta pay extra for them to take their ingredients back and hit it with that cooler name

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

But it will come in a different container. Maybe a box instead of the wrapper.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Open the box and it's individually wrapped like a Kraft cheese slice. You can buy them in stacks. MCKeto-Stackers. Buy 2 get one McKetoGangbang for full price!

That's just chicken patty, cheese ketchup/mustard, burger patty and another chicken patty.

Fucking own that Keto McDiet menu. How do you think creepy the clown stays so fit there.