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[–] [email protected] 83 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (10 children)

The one about the end times coming? Seems fitting! Does Christianity even have any other prophecies?

[–] [email protected] 96 points 1 week ago (7 children)

I mean, the one about the Antichrist fooling Christians fits so well that I'd probably believe it's actually happening if I believed in their bronze age fairy tales to begin with..

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That is eerily similar. But then again, stuff like this probably also happened 2000 years ago. Just start doomprepping if people start wearing black and take up horseriding!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Just start doomprepping if people start wearing black and take up horseriding!

I have some bad news for you about several Olympic events..

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How does one doom preps? Chainsaw, shotgun, green armor?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

No, that's Christmas.

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