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Trump Admits Relationship With Epstein Severed After Dispute Over Dibs On Ivanka (theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

Yes it sounds plausible but the timeline does not add up. When Ivanka was 14 they were still friends.