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Trump Admits Relationship With Epstein Severed After Dispute Over Dibs On Ivanka (theonion.com)
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[โ€“] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

DAMNIT. I really ate the onion here. Good job.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Was literally you comment that made me realise what was going on. Lord everything is cooked ATM