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Trump Admits Relationship With Epstein Severed After Dispute Over Dibs On Ivanka (theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

DAMNIT. I really ate the onion here. Good job.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Was literally you comment that made me realise what was going on. Lord everything is cooked ATM