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[–] [email protected] 39 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

Well, considering the only elevator I take is to a secure area, I'd ask to see your visitor's badge and inform you civilians aren't allowed here unescorted.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 hours ago

I got a gift card from the airport for challenging the "secret shopper" once. Apparently had walked past four actual employees before I challenged him. I was on my way to the jobsite.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 14 hours ago

She IS the escort.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

Why do you assume she doesn't have clearance?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 hours ago

We have 11 people with clearance and I know them all.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

No access badge clearly visible attached between neck and waist.

[–] [email protected] -5 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

And if she's holding it in her hand to put on? I just can't imagine dresses being prohibited in secure areas.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 hours ago

Then she's going to keep getting challenged by security until she clips the damn badge on the damn dress.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 hours ago

Only cleav..ance. Haha!