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If you're old enough for 4chan, this is weird.
Is anyone old enough for 4chan?
I was under the impression 4Chan had an upper limit, not a lower limit.
I am certain it does not. Bad judgement is more universal to humans than the age recommendation on a LEGO box.
In your mothers' eyes you will always be a helpless baby that needs to be fed and coddled. No matter if you are 2, 12, 22 or 52.
I go over to my parents' place to meal prep because they have a kitchen that's bigger than mine. They often end up just cooking most of what I bring despite me being like, "Hey let's chat while I cook." I put emphasis on me cooking, but they just start doing their thing and they seem to enjoy it so I just let it happen. I think they think they're teaching me lol
are we talking about the same 4chan?
Is 4 in the name a reference to the minimum age restrictions?
I always assumed it was the tolerated limit for EQ.
The cumulative IQ limit?
Maybe his arms are broken