Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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Coming on Lemmy and complaining because there are too many Linux users is like going in to a brothel and complaining that there are too many hookers (lemmy.ml)

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[–] CameronDev 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I prefer to think of it as an open relationship. I have my home distro, my work distro, and if either of them aren't in the mood, there is an wide variety of other distros to get the job done.

And if I'm feeling really kinky, there's always Windows.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (3 children)

You make Windows sound like butt stuff and BDSM

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Have you tried Vista?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Subs aren't in the sudoers file

[–] CameronDev 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Don't windows-shame me!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The safe word is "regedit"

[–] CameronDev 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

"Group policy me harder, babe"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

I thought you were going to say Gentoo.