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[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

"Speaking of which...did it hurt when you broke through the Earth's crust while ascending from hell?"

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

"Do demon women like you float out from volcanoes, or do you claw your way through dirt to get here from hell?"