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Please be patient. (lemmy.world)
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[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

So, if route all of the electricity in my house through my body, how far can I travel in time? What about a car battery’s worth?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Sorry, you need 1.21 jiggawats.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I’m going to have to modify my juicer.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Don't forget to move 66 mph in the direction of the past. Or future, whatever floats your time boat.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

What direction is southeast?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

What if all I have is a stationary phone? Oh, forgot to say, it's in a box... and there's no actual phone.