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[โ€“] [email protected] 34 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Did you fall from heaven? Because your face is really fucked up.

(this one is so stupid and obviously inappropriate that I laugh each time I imagine someone saying it)

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Imagine answering the plastic surgery question with "The left side? Did you get burnt badly or something? It looks kind of wonky."