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Anon plays a guessing game (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Beef curtain

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

So what does the ab goddess has to do with this surgery?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Exactly what I meant with my question.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Just a play on words. Labia reduction = lean "beef"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Huh. Disappointing.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Her wrinkled, flaccid labia unfurls halfway to her knees, like some ball-less scrotum

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Right out of a romance novel

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

It's an old Bill Hicks bit