Yes, I know this is satire
this post was submitted on 26 Oct 2024
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See, that's good thinking!
Me? I took my step child in, treated them well, taught them self defense and martial arts, then adopted them. HUGE mistake, now they bloody well know that they're gong to inherit the house some day, and are playing the long game, waiting for me to die on my own instead of shivving me in the kidney like a proper stepdad should go down.
Such a rookie error on my part.
Didn't your stepson just fuck off to Bludhaven after a few years?
Lmmfao! Gods, I wish I had thought of that. Wasn't where I was going, but that made me envious of you having caught it.