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I know staying up past bedtime is illegal but I did it once to check and fortnite was in fact off ๐Ÿ˜”

Truly terrible news

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[โ€“] [email protected] 125 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I love that part of the internet.

Kinda like "guy code"

"Was said he was with you last night"

"Yep, all night. Cleaned the spark plugs in my car and drained the blinker fluid. Couldn't have done it without him "

But instead it's "parent code"

"Yeah fortnight is closed. They close it so everyone can get a good night's sleep and be ready for the morning!"

I was going to tell a personal story about telling my son McDonald's was closed when I was broke or in a hurry but it reminded me of another cute store.

My son broke his arm in a McDonald's once. Hyper extended his elbow. Got a couple pins.

Anyway a year or so later they completely remodeled that McDonald's.

We drove by the demolished building during the remodel and my son shouted "that's what you get for breaking my arm! Who's broken now!"

Adorable vengeance served adorably cold.

[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Your son has ice in his veins. I'm very impressed.

[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

One day he will rule, I hope he lets us live.

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Just FYI that cleaning spark plugs is actually a thing. Not common but sometimes they can get 'fouled' from things like oil or incorrect air/fuel mixtures.

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Sure wink and oddly enough spark plug cleaner smells a lot like perfume wink

I got you bro.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Depending on the engine and whether or not you use double iridium-platinum triple splitfire plugs, once you go through all the work of taking them out, no sense in putting the same ones back in.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

How did you explain how McDobalds knows when you're broke or in a hurry?