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Fap with one eye ooooopen
Gripping your tube sock tiiight
Exit porn...
Enter mom....
Move your hand
And hope your boner doesn't stand
Enter mom????π
Maybe he broke his arms.
Broken arms meme, we meet again!
That's one way to describe the guy, indeed.
Thanks, I hate it
All I think of is this now
Is that a stauner?
Butthead's a Lefty?
I have no idea where that came from but alright... Here's your well deserved upvote.
They reworked the lyrics to Enter Sandman.
The rework is titled: βEnter sockmanβ.
At least it was a sock and not a coconut.
I know, the melody somehow started playing in my head from the first line. I still don't know why they did it but I'm not complaining.
My first thought was Last Resort.
Cut my sight into pieces
I can see you past the door...
Masturbation,
No squeezin,
Don't give a fuck if I bust a nut hands-free
Holy crap that works too well. Have my plastic fork!