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[–] [email protected] 104 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Your privacy is very important to us and our 293 partners.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 days ago

We value your privacy. 2USD per datapoint, in fact, very profitable.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)

We are now sharing your soul with our trusted third parties. Your soul may be shared with our 9,728 partners. Please go to this link to opt out individually from every single one

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

Would literally rather have my data go to an evil wizard than an evil capitalist. At least the wizard would find an interesting way to devastate my existence, instead of the capitalist's boring dystopia.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

If your privacy wasn't respected, your data would be worth a lot less!