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Mazda's New "Pay-Per-Honk" Plan Leaves Drivers Speechless (isglitch.com)
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Automaker's latest subscription model takes nickel-and-diming to new heights

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

It averages out. Keep a clean record for a set interval and you get discounts.

You think I'm joking, but car insurance companies are going to do all of these things, and not for public health. Smart cars are especially big leaks of personal data.