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Mazda's New "Pay-Per-Honk" Plan Leaves Drivers Speechless (isglitch.com)
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Automaker's latest subscription model takes nickel-and-diming to new heights

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

They waited to shaft you because you honked at them. Spiting you was worth the ticket to them.