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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (4 children)

How would they measure the number of particles in the first place tho ?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

They already have the speed measurement, they just need to multiply that by the sphincter diameter.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Taste test?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Pooticulomometer.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How do they measure the speed?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Using a Pitot tube

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

a P'Toot tube?