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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Comedian Patrice O'Neal had a great joke about women farting during the deed.

"Hell yeah got so much dick in there there's not even room for air!" (Toot toot toot)

I used it on my wife before we dated and made her feel so much more relaxed when her body made weird noises.