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Anon finds the culprit (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

FYI fecal transplants are a thing and they address unhealthy microbiomes in the body. Someone else's shit could literally save your life from a c diff infection.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

For people with IBD or IBS, they're practically the holy grail, if the initial reports are to be believed.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Trouble is that we don't know enough about it. Especially how to find a good donor.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Sorry I'm late for work, boss. I made a spontaneous intrabraccael fecal donation on the way to work.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So we’re just abandoning the time tested “if it’s brown, send it down” protocol?

I mean… if we can’t trust that brown poop is good poop anymore, which way is up?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nah, that remains, we're just putting the autistic people downstream.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

This cannot stand. The best poop must go to help the most worthy.