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[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

will is a limited immortal version of the dead person, you can only ask them questions about their death
"put it in the will" is because back in the 70s the will could only read paper slips
will is a shortened form of william, the first man to never die (in 1683)

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago

to clarify, that's not their birth date