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[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This does insinuate that a high-risk of heart attack causes sexlessness.

Better stock up on advil.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Not true. It might be that people with illnesses that cause a higher risk of heart attacks can also make it more difficult for them to go out and meet people due to low mobility or chronic pain or fatigue.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Well yes, that makes sense and all, but it's not nearly as fun as saying mojo is directly controlled by heart health. Or that cancer causes cell phones, or that people named Killian cause air bag recalls. They're obviously wrong and ridiculous, and that's funny.