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lol he has to use a special tool to open his bottles. Table edge is right there tough guy... or literally any hard object you can get about an inch of leverage with (so not your dick ayo), Belt buckle is possible, doesn't even have to be a special one. Keys, a dollar bill, lighter, principle doesn't change too much between them. Hell even your wedding ring... oh... awkward.
If you're really willing to take a risk, you can do it with your teeth. I wouldn't recommend doing this, but I would recommend telling these people it's "manly" to do so.
Dollar bill?
https://www.wikihow.com/Open-a-Beer-Bottle-with-a-Dollar-Bill
also works for any random piece of paper but dollar feels like more of a flex, like lighting a cigar with a burning hundo (except you're not out a hundo after)
Their dick is probably too small to be useful anyways, regardless of supposed "hardness".
Body shaming isn't necessary. We can shame people for things that are within their ability to control.
Is that what we're calling it now? Insulting someone's "manhood" is now "body shaming"?
Yes.
You are literally shaming the bodies of people who have small penises, something that they cannot control which is not any indication of their character.