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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

For some reason, only one ape species ever has non-small breasts. You never get large breasted gorillas, chimpanzees or bonobos even though they share 98% of their DNA with us. What is it about humans that means that that trait was evolutionarily advantageous? It's obviously a feature with significant disadvantages, so what is the advantage that offsets that for humans in a way that it doesn't for other great apes?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Do gorillas, chimpanzees, or Bonobos mate face-to-face, or doggy style?

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

For bonobos, a whole variety of ways and very frequently.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This might be 100% bullshit but an interesting theory nonetheless.

Gorliias, chimpanzees and bonobos walk around at butt height and see how strong a potential partner is by their butts. Since we started walking upright boobs are closer to eye level and have eveloved to resemble butts.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

^ Found the Prison School watcher

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

It's where this tirade is from. (Kinda NSFW)