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The whispering is all in her head and says she sucks

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[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Alternative suggestion: spray paint your resume on the outside wall of the offices of whatever company you are trying to apply at. Bonus points if you manage an approximate rendition of Comic Sans throughout.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

This is legitimately feasible with a 3d printed stencil