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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon seeks enlightenment (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Bills won't weigh you down when you're hiking or make your pocket sag if they're there a long time.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Can't use 100's in a lot of places.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Can't use coins in a lot of places as well.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah, the strippers hate it when I start chucking quarters.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

In some cultures, making it hail is seen as a dick move.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

That's a matter of the places you're going into....