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Polls Show J.D. Vance Performing Favorably Among Men Who Think the Bartender Is Flirting With Them (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

"She just wants your tip"

"That's OK. I don't need to go full penetration"

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